Oh, you have opinions? Cute.
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Sarcastic captions and savage captions for Instagram for when you're feeling petty, unbothered and a little bit mean (in a funny way). Sassy comebacks and eye-roll energy for your next post.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.
Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.
Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.
My silence is just me being polite.
I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.
Your vibe called. It wants a refund.
I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.
Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.
Your drama doesn't match my outfit.
I'm on a break from people who waste my time.
Plot twist: I don't care.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.
Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.
Being this unbothered takes practice.
My patience has left the chat.
I have a black belt in eye rolling.
Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.
I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.
Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.
I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.
Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.