My silence is just me being polite.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Petty level: expert.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Plot twist: I don't care.