I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Talk to the filter.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.