If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

My resting face is a whole statement.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

My silence is just me being polite.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.