Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Not bossy. Just correct.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

I love how you think you matter here.