Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

They said be nice. I said be real.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Too glam to give you my attention.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Read the room? I am the room.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Nobody asked. Still right.