Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

I love how you think you matter here.