Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.
Savage Replies
Savage replies and comebacks for insults, rude comments and haters. Funny, sharp and petty replies for your comments section, DMs and group chats, savage without being cruel.
I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.
Bold of you to assume I asked.
That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?
Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.
I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.
Keep going. I'm almost interested.
You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.
I've been insulted by better people.
Noted. Filed. Forgotten.
My therapist is going to laugh at this one.
Is that your final draft?
You sound like a bad review of yourself.
Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.
That's cute. Do another one.
I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.
Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.
Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.
I love how confident you are about being wrong.
You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.
I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.
Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.
You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.
Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.