Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

I love how you think you matter here.

Your drama is not my department.

Okay, and?

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

I came, I saw, I judged.