Being this unbothered takes practice.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

That's a you problem.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Okay, and?

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.