Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Plot twist: I don't care.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Petty level: expert.

My silence is just me being polite.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

I love how you think you matter here.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.