Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.
Main Character captions
Confident, unbothered and fully booked.
I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.
Bold of you to assume I asked.
That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?
Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.
I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.
Keep going. I'm almost interested.
You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.
I've been insulted by better people.
Noted. Filed. Forgotten.
Baddie on duty.
My therapist is going to laugh at this one.
Certified baddie.
Is that your final draft?
You sound like a bad review of yourself.
Baddie energy only.
Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.
Lashes on, standards high.
That's cute. Do another one.
Main character, baddie edition.
I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.
Glossed, glammed and unbothered.
Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.
Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.
Other moods
Cozy
Sweaters, coffee and slow mornings.
Golden Hour
Warm light, long days, sun on your skin.
Soft Life
Gentle days, calm mind, choosing yourself.
In Love
Date nights, rings and your favourite person.
Family
The people who knew you before you were cool.
Chaotic
Group chats, photo dumps and zero chill.
Adventure
New cities, big views and window seats.
Celebrate
Birthdays, big news and milestones.
Grind
Early alarms, heavy sets and big goals.
In My Feelings
Quiet nights and honest words.