My patience has left the chat.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

I love how you think you matter here.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

That's a you problem.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Your drama is not my department.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

I came, I saw, I judged.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.