I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Plot twist: I don't care.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.