I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

My silence is just me being polite.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.