Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Your drama is not my department.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

My silence is just me being polite.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Nice try, but no.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.