Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Okay, and?

Not bossy. Just correct.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

I came, I saw, I judged.