Plot twist: I don't care.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

That's a you problem.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.