Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Your drama is not my department.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Too glam to give you my attention.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Not bossy. Just correct.