I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Petty? No. Precise.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

My middle name is "unbothered".

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.