Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

That's a you problem.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Nice try, but no.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.