Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I love how you think you matter here.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

My silence is just me being polite.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*