Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

I've been insulted by better people.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

That insult had a loading screen.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

That was your best shot? Oof.

That's cute. Do another one.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Hot take? More like room temperature.