I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

You seem nice. From a distance.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Is that your final draft?

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

That's cute. Do another one.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.