I've been insulted by better people.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Next time, bring a better line.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

That's cute. Do another one.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Is that your final draft?

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.