You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Next time, bring a better line.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

You tried. The internet noticed.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

That was your best shot? Oof.