That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Is that your final draft?

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.