Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Pressed much?

Next time, bring a better line.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Anyway...

Hot take? More like room temperature.

You tried. The internet noticed.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

That's cute. Do another one.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.