My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Pressed much?

Try again when you have a real argument.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Your hate is just my engagement.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.