You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

My life, my rules, your problem.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.