Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Next time, bring a better line.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?