Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

That insult had a loading screen.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Your insult needs a software update.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?