Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I've been insulted by better people.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

Pressed much?

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?