Bold of you to assume I asked.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

That's cute. Do another one.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

Next time, bring a better line.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.