Is that your final draft?

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

I've read menus with more personality.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.