Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Your insult needs a software update.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Next time, bring a better line.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.