I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

Big words, small facts.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Your hate is just my engagement.