You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Pressed much?

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

That's cute. Do another one.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.