I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

I've read menus with more personality.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Big words, small facts.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Tell your insult it can leave now.