You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

Pressed much?

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Big words, small facts.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

You tried. The internet noticed.