I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Is that your final draft?

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Big words, small facts.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.