Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

I've been insulted by better people.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

That insult had a loading screen.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.