You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

Big words, small facts.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

That's cute. Do another one.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

That was your best shot? Oof.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

That insult had a loading screen.