Thanks for the reminder that confidence and accuracy are different things.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

That insult had a loading screen.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.