Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Next time, bring a better line.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Is that your final draft?

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Your insult needs a software update.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.