It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Next time, bring a better line.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.