I'm the main character. You're a comment.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Pressed much?

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Try again when you have a real argument.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Your insult needs a software update.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?