If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

Next time, bring a better line.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

That was your best shot? Oof.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

Big words, small facts.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.