Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Next time, bring a better line.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

I've read menus with more personality.