Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Big words, small facts.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

You tried. The internet noticed.

Next time, bring a better line.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

That's cute. Do another one.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.